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Jimmy Kimmel defends Melania ‘widow’ joke after the Trumps call for him to be fired | Melania Trump | The Guardian

First lady accuses the comedian of ‘hateful and violent rhetoric’ over joke made days before the White House press dinner shooting

Iran offers to reopen Strait of Hormuz if US lifts blockade | AP News

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King Charles arrives in US for state visit amid differences over Iran war | Reuters

Britain's King Charles and Queen Camilla arrived in the United States on Monday for a four-day trip, welcomed by self-proclaimed royal fan Donald Trump even as the U.S. president has differed with the British government over ‌the Iran war.

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🔒 Cellular Rejuvenation Has the Potential to Reverse Aging - The New York Times

Over the past 20 years, they have learned how to trigger rejuvenation in the lab, achieving a series of breakthroughs that have made that future feel tantalizingly close. Scientists have taken skin cells from 90-year-olds and restored them to youth in a petri dish.

Medtronic Cyber Breach Meets Cardiac Breakthroughs And Pressured Share Price

The company indicated it does not expect a material financial effect from the breach, while continuing to review potential risks to patient and health data. In parallel, Medtronic secured FDA Breakthrough Device Designation for its Sphere-9 catheter in ventricular tachycardia and presented ...

Bhuvneshwar Kumar's Stunning IPL Stat Proves Selectors Are Wrong To Ignore Him | Cricket News

The eye-opening metric of Bhuvneshwar's value is his dominance in the first six overs. Since the start of 2023, no bowler has been more effective in the Indian Premier League at providing early breakthroughs.

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🔒 King Charles steps into a U.K.-Trump standoff amid tight security - The Washington Post

The pageantry began Monday amid heightened security concerns and a growing rift over the Iran war. The U.K. hopes the president’s love of pomp and the king’s “poker face” can help heal their alliance.

King Charles US visit: What to know about the itinerary, Congress address | Politics News | Al Jazeera

King Charles III and Queen Camilla’s visit comes amid US–UK tensions and the 250th anniversary of US independence.

Can a Royal Visit Salvage the Unraveling U.S.-UK Alliance? | Council on Foreign Relations

King Charles III’s state visit to Washington, DC, can provide some reassurance of long-standing ties between the United States and the United Kingdom at a time of geopolitical tension.

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Nigeria: Police Nab 30 Kidnap Suspects in Kaduna Crackdown - allAfrica.com

The command also recorded breakthroughs in tackling vehicle theft. On April 5, detectives arrested a suspect in Zaria found with a stolen Toyota Corolla and later recovered another vehicle linked to him.

Quote of the Day by Queen Elizabeth II: ‘To be inspirational you don't have to save lives or…’ - The Economic Times

Background of Queen Elizabeth II Queen Elizabeth II served as the Queen of the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth realms from 1952 until 2022, making her the longest-reigning British monarch.

CHP plans 24-hour “maximum enforcement” effort to curb speeding starting Tuesday

Attention drivers, the California Highway Patrol plans to crack down on speeding for a 24-hour “maximum enforcement” period this week.

Bang Si-hyuk Legal Risks Cloud HYBE Stock Outlook: Buy or Sell in 2026?

Longer-term believers point to HYBE's IP portfolio, fan base loyalty and expansion into content, games and Western markets. Successful BTS touring and new artist breakthroughs could outweigh legal noise, especially if prosecutors ultimately clear Bang or reach a resolution without conviction.

Jimmy Kimmel defends Melania ‘widow’ joke after the Trumps call for him to be fired | Melania Trump | The Guardian

First lady accuses the comedian of ‘hateful and violent rhetoric’ over joke made days before the White House press dinner shooting

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Giovanni Cassini discovered Saturn's rings and moons in the 1670s-1680s using telescopes at the Paris Observatory.

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