Jury Duty Is Peak Vacation

A mandatory, government-sponsored break from your inbox. You're welcome.

• 😴Do nothing legally. Sit in a beige room. Stare at a wall. The state endorses this.
• 📵Zero accountability. Can't answer emails — you're serving your country.
• 🥪Lunch breaks are sacred. Literally no one can disturb you. It's the law. Probably.
• 💸You get paid. Like $15. Don't spend it all in one place.
• 🦅Civic pride. You showed up. That's more than most. Democracy lives another day.